Black Moustache PEASANTS.

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

(via kia-kaha-winchesters)

"Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Be curious."
- (via rogerdabbit)

(Source: thatquote, via dean-winchester-ass)

bootydestroyer:

skylorde:

joshpeck:

kekoas-waves:

listen, Nickelodeon. If you wanna get your ratings back to an all time high, just make a series about Drake & Josh in college. Do it. Just fucking do it.

just fucking do it.

Drake said he wanted to film a new Drake and Josh movie but he would need more public support if that was to happen

well heres his public fuckin support

(Source: kekoa-ok, via kia-kaha-winchesters)

tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

(Source: officialswagmom, via zojjaboy)

immortaltrash:

when you remember something embarrassing you did 6 years ago

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(via zojjaboy)

bigbigtruck:

vaporware-femme:

rosebays:

HELLO HERE IS A CHROME EXTENSION THAT COMPLETELY REMOVES MUSIC PLAYERS OR STOP THEM FROM AUTOPLAYING

hey i know i have a lot of ASD friends for whom autoplay is a really awful thing so here is a really nice option, stay safe friends

glory glory hallelujah

(via zojjaboy)

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homesicklinguist:

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sprich deutsch mit mir

(via zojjaboy)

actualthomasarclight:

ah yes add me on skype so i can be too afraid to talk to you ever

(Source: psyaichi, via beyoncevevo)

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(Source: wasiangod, via cornfuse)

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